Turn back. Turn back before it's too late.

How are you enjoying my labyrinth?

So the labyrinth's a piece of cake, is it?

about me
felix , neil or david / dave
he it star
( moots/friends may use shy hxr )
genderfluid trans bisexual
otherkin + fictionkin + irl
objectum misanthrope

you say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is.

dni
-basic dni list
-problematic media enjoyers (e.g tcoaal)
-dave bowman selfshippers........
-proshippers, darkshippers, etc
-doubles of marie (splatoon), hal 9000, chell, madeline robistat or rosemary walten (exceptions can be made)
-am selfshippers
-mariver shippers
-tcc (ESPECIALLY if you condone. gtfo man...)
-moon landing deniers (as the totally real #1 fan of the apollo 11 mission i will tweak the fuck out if you say it was faked.)
byi:
i have weird interests, i am an irl of several characters, i swear a bunch and i have social anxiety, so it'll probably be hard to befriend me if we have no common ground.

For one moment I thought you were running to help her.

where to find me
picsart - bowiebible
tumblr - glamrocket
pinterest - glamrocking

I have been generous up until now, and I can be cruel.

fictionkins
-jareth (labyrinth)
-ziggy stardust (pretty obvious where he’s from) (don’t kill me for this one)
-zan partizanne (kirby star allies)
-queen vanessa (a hat in time)
-walter curnow (2010 odyssey two)
-felix the fish (andys apple farm)
-the toymaker (harmony and horror)
-unpleasant gradient (regretevator)
-commander tartar (splatoon)
-yuri (doki doki literature club)
-stat (regretevator)
-kumiho cookie (cookie run kingdom)
-bive (regretevator)
-onion cookie (cookie run kingdom)
-kinito (kinitopet)
-frye (Splatoon)
-haley (stardew valley)
-rosie (animal crossing)
-annie (splatoon)
-sha the sheep (the walten files)
-big man (splatoon)
-alice angel (bendy and the ink machine)
irls
-marie (splatoon)
-hal 9000 (2001 a space odyssey)
-chell (portal)
-rosemary walten (the walten files)
-am (i have no mouth and i must scream)
-madeline robistat (electric dreams)
-jane doe (ride the cyclone)(ranked from highest to lowest)

Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.

interests
-space odyssey series
-david bowie
-ihnmaims
-splatoon
-astronauts
-apollo program
-new nine + mercury seven
-portal 1+2
-apollo 11
-apollo 1
-tomodachi life
-miitopia
-nasa history
-electric dreams
-regretevator

LOL idk what to put here.......i just have it
so my carrd looks pretty
have a neil